The Champs lash out with early trash talk!

Oh, OH, OH, How boring this will be again for Me, Me, Me and Tom M.(the wizard from the far east) to win this event AGAIN... I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW MANY TIMES THIS MAKES... Have you small people not been humbled enough by the greatness of the KING OF CHILI's -- CHILI ???

As you very small people must know after YEARS of winning the event, even the KINGS, are now becoming concerned that perhaps we will be elevated from KINGS to SAINTS. We like our KINGS status as we can do a lot more "things" that a SAINT can't do. SO, in an effort to give you very, very, very small common people a chance -- The KINGS OF CHILI-- KEN AND TOM-- are offering a one time chance to "LEARN FROM THE KINGS".... That's right you heard it here first..

Learn how to slap that meat, rub that butt and put tongue licking juices in the right places... Ok, stop thinking dirty stuff you sick people, I'm talking about COOKING CHILI-- AWARD winning CHILI, that is -- You know the stuff you all have LOST every year at ; with ME, ME, ME, ME beating you... you losers, very sad people, very sad people.

So being the good KING (of chili) that I am, My co-king (tom mailinosky) and I (the KING) will offer Chili COOKING LESSON to you little people, MONDAY NIGHT OCTOBER 32, 2009 7:00pm (please be prompt) at the Palace of Harb. The cost to you will be your continued loyalty to the ROYAL KING (ME, ME, ME) oh yes, and that other co-king (tom m.).

So, GOOD LUCK !!!! YOU SMALL PEOPLE, AS YOU WILL NEED IT, AGAIN THIS YEAR. BTW, RUMOR HAS IT THAT THE FIRST YEAR WINNER OF THE CHILI COOKOFF, MARK THE NOT SO MAGNIFICENT WILL BE ATTENDING THIS YEAR, PERHAPS-- I SHOULD MOVE ASIDE AND LET HIM WIN ??? food for thought... again, don't forget to get your cooking lessons...on Monday night of October.

SIGNED,

YOUR MAGNIFICENT, SPECTACULAR, KING OF CHILI --- ME, ME, ME.. and yes, that other guy too..co-king tom m.



please don't hate me because I'm so darn great.