October 27th will be a very, very, very sad day for many of  you want- to- beezzz's,  as the Harb team will again prevail and win all honors  and accolades for the Winning Chili -- yet again this year!!! (how many years  does that make?? - a lot) 
You know I have a great idea, why don't you all each give me say-- $15 dollars and I'll make enough "award winning Chili" for everyone to eat. Heck, you will spend that much making the so called "Chili" you bring and you will save yourself the embarrassment and humiliation of defeat.
I will take reservations for my "award winning Chili"tm through the 25th. Many of you will ask yourself, self? why is Ken so kind to offer this to us -- I'll tell you -- it's because I'm a nice guy- that's why.
   
 You know I have a great idea, why don't you all each give me say-- $15 dollars and I'll make enough "award winning Chili" for everyone to eat. Heck, you will spend that much making the so called "Chili" you bring and you will save yourself the embarrassment and humiliation of defeat.
I will take reservations for my "award winning Chili"tm through the 25th. Many of you will ask yourself, self? why is Ken so kind to offer this to us -- I'll tell you -- it's because I'm a nice guy- that's why.
So --
 Come- enjoy the food- leave  your crap chili home --  run with the "big guys"  ..........  The Ken Harb and Tom Malinoski team.    See you soon.....  Save the  date.... Don't forget to bring your tear wipes.......
 Sent with Love and Respect to you each -  right
 
 Signed, 
 Ken of the (Ken and Tom Malinoski)tm  team.  
 Let us cater your next event..... Chili,  shrimp/crab boils or just down home cooking from stuff we buy from Sonic.   Please view our talents on the web at :  www.wecookdamngood.com   - site under construction.

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